Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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