The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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