i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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