So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
We were destined to go to rehab together
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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