I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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