Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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