The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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