oh god the rape fog is back!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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