also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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