Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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