Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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