My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
