need another drink. this is the easiest way
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
