We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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