i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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