his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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