so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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