What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I think my moral compass just broke
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