Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You were trust falling into bushes
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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