But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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