I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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