This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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