No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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