you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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