So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
