I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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