Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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