You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
