Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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