you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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