we have officially mastered the walk of shame
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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