I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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