You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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