dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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