Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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