he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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