Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
there was a trapeze. enough said
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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