i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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