I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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