I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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