I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I forget how to act sober
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