he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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