Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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