Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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