That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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