She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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