Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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