Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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