16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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