hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
3pm strippers are depressing
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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