The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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