I heard we made out
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
