well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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