nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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